Today my wife was in a frenzy cleaning the house and instead of putting her Cosmos in the recycling bin where I can safely retrieve them, she threw them in the garbage! My heart started pounded and I was hoping she wasn’t going to put any food in the garbage, luckily she didn’t and I was able to remove them and place them safely in a hiding spot.
Disaster averted
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Wow, that sucks. I don’t know how long have you been married, but have you thought about telling her? My girlfriend was pretty chill when I told her.
My gf have Nothing against it either
Sadly I wish I could, but I don’t think she would understand. I am so jealous of you guys who have understanding relationships. I would love nothing more then to sit in read with her and bring magazines to the bedroom
My wife knows that I collect magazines, and even knows about my affinity for women’s mags. She accepts it, but basically doesn’t want to see them out and about, and doesn’t want to feed into it. So basically if any of her mags are out in the living room, I guess she assumes they aren’t ones that I want to keep for myself and will sometimes throw them away. I’ve lost some really good mags that way unfortunately.
I hope she finds them! Lol. That was how I was caught and forced to tell my girlfriend.