Who “makes love” with their magazines? Almost caught in the bush once about to make love with my COSMO’s.
I’m involved in a long-term relationship, but I’ve also been in a long-term relationship with a magazine – since I was 14. My very first orgasm was with COSMOPOLITAN a long time ago and I immediately lost my heart to this magazine. I’m very much in love with my partner, but I’m also very much in love with COSMO. When I’m with my COSMO’s, I’m not just masturbating but really feel I’m making love with them – yes of course to myself, but it’s such an incredible deep and passionate experience.
To be in love with women’s magazines and make love to them is just such a mind-blowing experience. I love to be covered by them. When COSMO’s were plentiful I used to buy many of the same issue and both at home and in the bush at secluded locations, I’d strip off all my clothes and walk into the bush with an armful of COSMO’s and baby oil and baby shampoo. I would arrange all the COSMO’s on the ground and pour the divine baby oil and shampoo all over myself then then lay down on this bed of COSMO’s and slowly make love to them.
The thought of being caught made it even more exciting and I was almost caught once just before I started by a couple of park rangers. I was just starting to arrange the COSMO’s on the ground and had a whole bunch of baby oil ready to pour all over myself. I was wearing a pink silk slip at the time as well, so luckily not naked. They approached me and one guy asked me “What are you doing?”. I replied
“I’m reading during my lunch break” and they walked off. On this occasion as they were working nearby, I decided to retreat and went to another location to continue my COSMO lovemaking.
It wasn’t great wrecking so many COSMO’s but it sure was thrilling. I honestly don’t think anyone else on the planet loves COSMO more than I.
I totally get you – I’m the same. When I’m feeling naughty I fuck them hard and rip the pages and soak them in cum.
Sometimes I slowly fuck them sniffing poppers and holding a pile of glossies in my arms. Sometime I use lube like baby oil and sometimes not. The smell drives me wild!
I understand you well. Just masturbating to a magazine is no longer enough or interesting for me. So I often have sex with magazines. I like to feel the soft pages with my penis and cum in them, although after this the magazines tear and it becomes a little offensive.
I absolutely make love to my magazines. It’s so much more than masturbation. I lay them all out on my bed, open to my favourite pages of face close ups, totally naked. I take my time kissing them, getting a good scent of the pages at the same time which drives me wild. I roll around on them, rubbing my self all over them. Rub my cock all over the face close ups, and then smell them and kiss them. A gorgeous combination of the smell of my cock, the magazine pages and my saliva, mmmmmhh, so good. Getting hard now just writing about it. Eventually, I slip my cock between some of my less favourite pages and fuck them hard, to avoid ruining any of the better pages.